Because nothing tastes sweeter than success… and maybe just a little bit of revenge. The Fuck Boy Tears flask is your undercover weapon for staying hydrated in pure petty luxury filled with your drink of choice and zero tolerance for clown behavior.
💥 Why You’ll Love It:
6oz stainless steel durable enough for any night out (or in)
Leak-proof screw cap keeps the tears (and the liquor) where they belong
Sleek, slim design that slips into your clutch, carry-on, or coat pocket
Bold AF statement starts conversations and ends situationships
✨ Perfect For:
Girls’ trips & bachelorette parties
Breakup celebrations & glow-up toasts
Concerts, festivals, and anywhere drama might show up
The best gag gift your bestie will actually use
This isn’t just a flask it’s a badge of honor for surviving red flags and thriving through the nonsense.
